
This popped up on my dash so I decided to change it a bit.
AHEM…..
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Having the same name as someone else’s sucks major ass. I always get called like, “Are you here?” “Are you going to that party tonight?” “The party is getting huge, where are you?”
And i’m like what are you talking about???
“opps my bad wrong beverly…”
-_-
BAWWWLLINNNN SO HARD RIGHT NOW. WATCH THIS. <3

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University of Washington researchers have figured out how to implant semitransparent red and blue LED lights in contact lenses, for the purpose of receiving and displaying data in sharp visual images and video. This means wearers will literally be able to watch TV or view photos that are projected directly onto their eyeballs.
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MIT Team Create Ketchup Bottle That Pours Like Milk (by GV Medias)
YESSSSS

Classification of fractures (source: Merck Manual)
Periodic Table Building Blocks
Introverts, in contrast, may have strong social skills and enjoy parties and business meetings, but after a while wish they were home in their pajamas. They prefer to devote their social energies to close friends, colleagues, and family. They listen more than they talk, think before they speak, and often feel as if they express themselves better in writing than in conversation. They tend to dislike conflict. Many have a horror of small talk, but enjoy deep discussions.
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cock… :l
yusufsfirmcock
derohasnicecock
ahahahahaa, i like thisFrozencock86 O__o
trollcock?
Cock666?ChocolateCock
OR
Cocklateaircrafts? (but it doesn’t count)
HAUTCOCK
COCKDOGG
immaCOCK
COCKbard
lolz
THERESCOCK
COCKHAPPINESS
XD
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everything is better when it’s asian
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